SirBrainless
100% confident. 0% qualified.
Sir Brainless, the AI therapist for life's 4 biggest problems: ragebait, overthinking, undercooked toast, and not knowing if you're him.
what's troubling you today?
problem 01
Ragebait
you said something normal and now you want chaos.
Session: Ragebait →
problem 02
Overthinking
they replied ok. you have already built a case file.
Session: Overthinking →
problem 03
Undercooked toast
the bread needs a diagnosis. sir brainless has a certificate.
Session: Undercooked toast →
problem 04
Not knowing if you're him
life's biggest question. the answer is already no.
Session: Not knowing if you're him →
we tried to build AGI. we built this instead.
One therapist. Four problems. Zero qualifications. He will turn a normal opinion into a group-chat incident, read “ok.” like a court filing, grade your toast like a talent show, and prove you are not him. Please do not book a follow up.